

Jealous!Marshall makes another appearance, but he is not intimidated by Serge, merely stating "She is my bitch, back it up, Russia."

Also poop. And bb Marshy finally has a witness(that we can see at least), he's like a grown up inspector now!

IPS, please make Fred refrain from making little noises. I now own "When Will I be Loved" and would not like it to break from over watching just yet.

Eek, ok, the character is Marshall, not Shane, no mullets in this, plzkthx.

BB love smiles a lot in this episode. Has a big mouth.

The hands in the pockets take the focus off of the bulge. BOO

At least she has a job Mary, that's all he's saying.

Maybe Marshy should work at Headlights? His mits are perfectly presentable.

The bulge must have his own contract.

Marshall is death on Fred's looks, I swear. Week to week he looks so different, and Fred is DAMN fine irl compared to the Marsh.

Mary kills what little manliness Marshall may ever have.

So many reasons? Like? .....exactly! None. In the words of your witnesses: Please to be watching you shower now?

I can imagine this would be the exact scene if they had been caught boning.

Sigh, height difference. and body difference and...really every difference. I bet Mary is jealous of Fred/Marshall's lovliness. Man is PERFECT, mits and all.

Adorable.

I love how he's all '10 and 2' while racing.

Imagining all those little video game men are all the men who've ever had Mary.

But he stops to awe. UFF

Off topic, but I swear to god if Charlie Day, Glen Howerton, and Rob Mcelhenney had a love child it would be the guy who played Serge!

Again, why you old Marsh?

I love that Mary and Marsh both spout very not extremely terrible Russian accents in this. (Goddamnit I would've been watching Russian!Fred if they hadn't shut off the fucking DVR dsjdshdkjhsd...)

Bulgey is there, all eye level with her.

Just rack him in the nuts Mary!

I'm surprised there was no slapping.

She whines right before daddy!Stan breaks them up. God I love it.

Smug.

Matching positions. Love? Yes.

Nothing better to do except being cutesy and make up with you the only way he knows how. While making us melt.

Gah. If ever someone that looks as godlike as Freddy who was as dedicated to me as Marshall is to Mary I would not be going by Mary time to realize I was in love and bed him.

:flatlines:

Thanks Freddy, but if I love you anymore I may hitchhike to NY and wait for you, and you do not want that.

GUN

OH MY FUCK GUN. If only he were holding it Bosco style, but I can live.

He really throws him around. And I swear, suddenly penis and Fred, his and every variation of the word itself, are synonymous to me.
And the baby in this episode is SO goddamn adorable my ovaries hurt. So, Hot, amazing, adorable Marshall and beautiful little babies, where is my mind going? Sigh, to curl up in a fetal position and curse myself for being born 25 years too late.
August 4 2008, 18:42:10 UTC 3 years ago
Marshall and Mary bickering like little kids and Stan having to break them up? Made of win. Seriously. I giggled. And I loved the smug look on Marshall's face when Mary's computer crashed. Like the older brother rubbing it in that he won. :D
Always love your recaps :)
Pearl
August 4 2008, 18:59:58 UTC 3 years ago
August 4 2008, 19:18:09 UTC 3 years ago
It took a while to warm up to this show, but now, I can not get enough.
August 7 2008, 13:59:08 UTC 3 years ago
My favorite of the bunch:
The bulge must have his own contract.
I wonder what kind of perks they ask for *g*
August 7 2008, 22:53:45 UTC 3 years ago