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Fredspam
The Man
Frederick B. Weller was born to Francis and Carole Weller on April 18, 1966 in New Orleans, Louisiana. His acting history started in kindergarten, where he was in the Christmas play("...The other kids were nervous and I wasn't, and all the older girls in the grammar school kept coming up to me and complimenting me in the hall way. So, it seemed like a great way to meet girls") He continued to do plays through high school, for which he attended an all boys catholic school, an into his time at University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. It was there that he decided to pursue acting professionally. He attended Juilliard, studying acting, dance, and voice, and in 1991 landed his first professional acting role as an understudy in the Broadway production of "Six Degrees of Separation", where he was able to, before the end of the show's run, go on as each of the parts he was understudying for. That same year he also made his TV debut in a guest starring role on NBC's "I'll Fly Away".
I, probably bb's biggest fan, am as old as his career.
For other career trivia read HERE&HERE because that's boring common knowledge and I want to impress with my creepy personal knowledge. Though, there are a few things I wish I could scream from the mountain tops that I know, I shall not, Amy knows what they are!
He: can play the harmonica, guitar, and juggle, skateboards, can sing, eats a lot, if does not use 'intense eyes' in real life, should, was a frat boy, his parents are lawyers, graduated summa cum laude from UNC, has at least one sibling, carries a mirror in his pocket to check his hair(according to Mary) did this:
Sometime in the winter of 1987, the much-lauded actor Fred Weller, some other bros and I were walking home from a party in a late-night winter flurry. Some girl was with us and was horrified when we all pulled out our units and began to write our names in the snow. "That's totally disgusting," she said, and without missing a beat, Fred turned around, member in hand, and said, "This, my dear, is why cursive was invented."*
He's amazing, have we not already established this?
Married Ali Marsh(as if they ain't a kick in the nuts crazy Marshall fans) on September 6, 2003 in Westhampton Beach. They met in 1997 through a friend while Fred was doing a play in New York. She's had him through some damn fine looking years.
His wife had daughter Azalia in November of '07 while in Albuquerque. (And if I'm correct, this was around finale time.) Mary is her godmother. :FANGIRLYSQUEEANDSIGH:
The Characters
Dan Garrett(Law & Order 1993) I have yet to see this episode, but the way he looks is all in the angles. Gorgeous, looked 12, unibrow *cringe*. I'd still do him.
Johnny Sandowski(Missing Persons '93-94) This show sucked, but he was adorable, albeit a pretty boring character. In one episode the man he was trying to find was in WITSEC, gave me a giggle, and when he said the words 'witness protection program' I laughed more. He's pretty overtly baby faced, almost unbelievable as a detective, but an actor who's never small even in the small parts.(Go to wellergasm to get the link to the eps if you wanna see)
Matty Dean(Stonewall 1995) This is the only movie of his I've seen thus far that I've actually watched all the way through without fast forwarding to find him. He plays bashful and naive, and is upstaged by the queens quite a few times, but his part is vital to the movie, and it doesn't hurt he was 29 and you wouldn't guess in a million years. There's also a significant bulge in the beginning shots in the bus station, pants with a tightness that would make Marshall jealous.
I think it's the accent that wins me over, for some reason. Matty is supposed to be endearing I guess, even when cheating on La Miranda with the dickish Ethan.
Just listening to some of the things he says to La Miranda makes my knees weak. And the whole slowly taking off the jacket. The naked push ups which automatically makes me think of cock push ups. But, in the end, him with another guy isn't as hot as you'd think it would be. Most of my prawns don't work with Fred, bastard.
He wears glasses, make up, plays La Miranda, and plays guitar in a denim jacket with no shirt and a massive camel toe. I saw a shirt the other day that said "Dees Nuts. a salty snack." Thought of Fred.
"It ain't my fucking fault." What is it about this man cursing that makes me giggle like a 5 year old? He says fuck and I want to listen to it all day long. And like I said, him with a guy, he's just visibly uncomfortable, no matter how good of an actor he is. Sad. Then, THE SUIT AND THE GUITAR AND THE SINGING, which I haven't watched today, I need to get on that. He is very good, I want to swoon. Someone make him become a singer instead of a director.
All I can think of is the Ron White bit about the old guy in the speedo, looks like he's smuggling a squirrel in there. Then there's the whole, ya know, riot.
Stonewall highlights.
How could I leave you hanging without the actual singing scene?
Bucky Upton(Cash Crop 1998) Not much I can say about Bucky, his part in the film is minimal and unfortunately has no interaction with Mary's chain smoking, pot dealer catching, Federal Agent. Psh, feds.
He's super white trash in his light denim and mustache. Southern accent is present again, although more rednecky.
Cash Crop scenes.
And a deleted scene where he is eating, a lot, and you guys know how I love him eating.
Violet's ex(Coyote Ugly 2000) I was so giddy when I found out about his deleted scene, it was the only movie he was in I didn't have to buy after I started loving him. Anyways, accent, long hair, not much to say.(This one is smaller because I did it...a while ago)
Nick Harris(The Business of Stranger 2001) I don't care that he's an assumed rapist until the end, I am too busy being a puddle on the floor. So cocky, which we all know he does superbly.
I feel like a 12 year old girl thinking about her favorite boy band member when I look at him sometimes. You guys need to see this movie, you just do.
The hair is long and I don't even care. Just...LOOK at him. Uff. Then he passes out and the real fun begins.
The reason you need this movie. He spends most of it boxer clad, getting dragged around and written on. Back, leg, arm, hand, chest, ALL KINDS OF PRAWN!
More prawn. That is what this movie is, no plot, no nothing, Fred prawn.
Highlights
An anatomy lesson
Phillip Sullivan(The Shape of Things 2003) He is the cockiest of bastards in this movie. Why does that make me want to do him more? Is that even possible?
The haircut, the shirt, it's almost too much to take.
These caps don't even begin to do him or him in this scene justice.
The sunglasses, the shorts(which, khaki shorts on him, character or irl, will always be a humongous inside joke with me). Will he ever not be perfect?
The double chin baffles me, and even with his long neck this turtle neck makes him look chubs. But, he does get in an ass shot. His ass, and this is from someone who is not an ass girl, is magnificent, if you have not studied it, you should.
Highlights
Ford Welles(When Will I be Loved 2004) I don't even know that I can make excuses for Ford, he's just a slime ball, but a sexy slime ball. (P.S. SPOT THE SERGE!)
There's something about him in this scene, in a lot of scenes, an elegance and grace I can never put my finger on, Fred's just so fluid in his own body it's like watching a dancer. He's a dirty bastard, and yet...well, you'll see the yet part in a second.
I can't watch this scene, I can't THINK about this scene without a tingle. Those little noises and grunts, that usually turn me off completely, are...ok I can't finish this.
He barely hits the guy and he falls, hits his head, dies. I did feel sorry for him in the end, I mean it was an accident and Vera was just a cunt. Not a movie I would really recommend unless you want to see Fred.
THE scene
Tracy Hampton(Southern Belles 2005) I LOVE Hampton. Fred is too amazing for his own good.
I love that the prospect of talking on the phone, pants down, eating casserole is just so normal as he does it. Of course, we get another shirtless scene, and the thinner he gets, the bigger his mits are. Hmm.
In the extra, without the facial hair, I just see Fred acting ghetto. It's double humorous, plus he raps.
Highlights
Singing.
Marshall Mann(In Plain Sight '08-forever) Really? Do I need to say anything? If not for Marshall, I would not be making this. I bet in the end he'll hate Marshall for making a bunch of young ladies completely look past his talents to his appearance, but on the other hand if it was all about how hot he was I wouldn't spend my time or money.
Marshall is also a good example of 40s Fred, minus the hair. See, I have this theory, his body is 10 years behind his age, 20s he was babyfaced, 30s you wouldn't guess he was a day over 25, and so on and so forth. I don't have to tell you why I love my Marshy, it's been said a billion times by me and everyone else. Fred makes the show m-fers. Without Mary no Marshall, without Marshall no Mary, but still, who does everyone tune in for? Exactly.
*source source l&o caps (All info was collected from interviews, sans birthday, which was all me. And a huge thanks to Fred for the college correction!)
(VERY, VERY image/video heavy and we'll say NSFW. I spent the better part of a month on this, so I really hope you enjoy.)
AND HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAYwebofglass!!!
The Man
Frederick B. Weller was born to Francis and Carole Weller on April 18, 1966 in New Orleans, Louisiana. His acting history started in kindergarten, where he was in the Christmas play("...The other kids were nervous and I wasn't, and all the older girls in the grammar school kept coming up to me and complimenting me in the hall way. So, it seemed like a great way to meet girls") He continued to do plays through high school, for which he attended an all boys catholic school, an into his time at University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. It was there that he decided to pursue acting professionally. He attended Juilliard, studying acting, dance, and voice, and in 1991 landed his first professional acting role as an understudy in the Broadway production of "Six Degrees of Separation", where he was able to, before the end of the show's run, go on as each of the parts he was understudying for. That same year he also made his TV debut in a guest starring role on NBC's "I'll Fly Away".
I, probably bb's biggest fan, am as old as his career.
For other career trivia read HERE&HERE because that's boring common knowledge and I want to impress with my creepy personal knowledge. Though, there are a few things I wish I could scream from the mountain tops that I know, I shall not, Amy knows what they are!
He: can play the harmonica, guitar, and juggle, skateboards, can sing, eats a lot, if does not use 'intense eyes' in real life, should, was a frat boy, his parents are lawyers, graduated summa cum laude from UNC, has at least one sibling, carries a mirror in his pocket to check his hair(according to Mary) did this:
Sometime in the winter of 1987, the much-lauded actor Fred Weller, some other bros and I were walking home from a party in a late-night winter flurry. Some girl was with us and was horrified when we all pulled out our units and began to write our names in the snow. "That's totally disgusting," she said, and without missing a beat, Fred turned around, member in hand, and said, "This, my dear, is why cursive was invented."*
He's amazing, have we not already established this?
Married Ali Marsh(as if they ain't a kick in the nuts crazy Marshall fans) on September 6, 2003 in Westhampton Beach. They met in 1997 through a friend while Fred was doing a play in New York. She's had him through some damn fine looking years.
His wife had daughter Azalia in November of '07 while in Albuquerque. (And if I'm correct, this was around finale time.) Mary is her godmother. :FANGIRLYSQUEEANDSIGH:
The Characters
Dan Garrett(Law & Order 1993) I have yet to see this episode, but the way he looks is all in the angles. Gorgeous, looked 12, unibrow *cringe*. I'd still do him.
Johnny Sandowski(Missing Persons '93-94) This show sucked, but he was adorable, albeit a pretty boring character. In one episode the man he was trying to find was in WITSEC, gave me a giggle, and when he said the words 'witness protection program' I laughed more. He's pretty overtly baby faced, almost unbelievable as a detective, but an actor who's never small even in the small parts.(Go to wellergasm to get the link to the eps if you wanna see)
Matty Dean(Stonewall 1995) This is the only movie of his I've seen thus far that I've actually watched all the way through without fast forwarding to find him. He plays bashful and naive, and is upstaged by the queens quite a few times, but his part is vital to the movie, and it doesn't hurt he was 29 and you wouldn't guess in a million years. There's also a significant bulge in the beginning shots in the bus station, pants with a tightness that would make Marshall jealous.
I think it's the accent that wins me over, for some reason. Matty is supposed to be endearing I guess, even when cheating on La Miranda with the dickish Ethan.
Just listening to some of the things he says to La Miranda makes my knees weak. And the whole slowly taking off the jacket. The naked push ups which automatically makes me think of cock push ups. But, in the end, him with another guy isn't as hot as you'd think it would be. Most of my prawns don't work with Fred, bastard.
He wears glasses, make up, plays La Miranda, and plays guitar in a denim jacket with no shirt and a massive camel toe. I saw a shirt the other day that said "Dees Nuts. a salty snack." Thought of Fred.
"It ain't my fucking fault." What is it about this man cursing that makes me giggle like a 5 year old? He says fuck and I want to listen to it all day long. And like I said, him with a guy, he's just visibly uncomfortable, no matter how good of an actor he is. Sad. Then, THE SUIT AND THE GUITAR AND THE SINGING, which I haven't watched today, I need to get on that. He is very good, I want to swoon. Someone make him become a singer instead of a director.
All I can think of is the Ron White bit about the old guy in the speedo, looks like he's smuggling a squirrel in there. Then there's the whole, ya know, riot.
Stonewall highlights.
How could I leave you hanging without the actual singing scene?
Bucky Upton(Cash Crop 1998) Not much I can say about Bucky, his part in the film is minimal and unfortunately has no interaction with Mary's chain smoking, pot dealer catching, Federal Agent. Psh, feds.
He's super white trash in his light denim and mustache. Southern accent is present again, although more rednecky.
Cash Crop scenes.
And a deleted scene where he is eating, a lot, and you guys know how I love him eating.
Violet's ex(Coyote Ugly 2000) I was so giddy when I found out about his deleted scene, it was the only movie he was in I didn't have to buy after I started loving him. Anyways, accent, long hair, not much to say.(This one is smaller because I did it...a while ago)
Nick Harris(The Business of Stranger 2001) I don't care that he's an assumed rapist until the end, I am too busy being a puddle on the floor. So cocky, which we all know he does superbly.
I feel like a 12 year old girl thinking about her favorite boy band member when I look at him sometimes. You guys need to see this movie, you just do.
The hair is long and I don't even care. Just...LOOK at him. Uff. Then he passes out and the real fun begins.
The reason you need this movie. He spends most of it boxer clad, getting dragged around and written on. Back, leg, arm, hand, chest, ALL KINDS OF PRAWN!
More prawn. That is what this movie is, no plot, no nothing, Fred prawn.
Highlights
An anatomy lesson
Phillip Sullivan(The Shape of Things 2003) He is the cockiest of bastards in this movie. Why does that make me want to do him more? Is that even possible?
The haircut, the shirt, it's almost too much to take.
These caps don't even begin to do him or him in this scene justice.
The sunglasses, the shorts(which, khaki shorts on him, character or irl, will always be a humongous inside joke with me). Will he ever not be perfect?
The double chin baffles me, and even with his long neck this turtle neck makes him look chubs. But, he does get in an ass shot. His ass, and this is from someone who is not an ass girl, is magnificent, if you have not studied it, you should.
Highlights
Ford Welles(When Will I be Loved 2004) I don't even know that I can make excuses for Ford, he's just a slime ball, but a sexy slime ball. (P.S. SPOT THE SERGE!)
There's something about him in this scene, in a lot of scenes, an elegance and grace I can never put my finger on, Fred's just so fluid in his own body it's like watching a dancer. He's a dirty bastard, and yet...well, you'll see the yet part in a second.
I can't watch this scene, I can't THINK about this scene without a tingle. Those little noises and grunts, that usually turn me off completely, are...ok I can't finish this.
He barely hits the guy and he falls, hits his head, dies. I did feel sorry for him in the end, I mean it was an accident and Vera was just a cunt. Not a movie I would really recommend unless you want to see Fred.
THE scene
Tracy Hampton(Southern Belles 2005) I LOVE Hampton. Fred is too amazing for his own good.
I love that the prospect of talking on the phone, pants down, eating casserole is just so normal as he does it. Of course, we get another shirtless scene, and the thinner he gets, the bigger his mits are. Hmm.
In the extra, without the facial hair, I just see Fred acting ghetto. It's double humorous, plus he raps.
Highlights
Singing.
Marshall Mann(In Plain Sight '08-forever) Really? Do I need to say anything? If not for Marshall, I would not be making this. I bet in the end he'll hate Marshall for making a bunch of young ladies completely look past his talents to his appearance, but on the other hand if it was all about how hot he was I wouldn't spend my time or money.
Marshall is also a good example of 40s Fred, minus the hair. See, I have this theory, his body is 10 years behind his age, 20s he was babyfaced, 30s you wouldn't guess he was a day over 25, and so on and so forth. I don't have to tell you why I love my Marshy, it's been said a billion times by me and everyone else. Fred makes the show m-fers. Without Mary no Marshall, without Marshall no Mary, but still, who does everyone tune in for? Exactly.
*source source l&o caps (All info was collected from interviews, sans birthday, which was all me. And a huge thanks to Fred for the college correction!)
(VERY, VERY image/video heavy and we'll say NSFW. I spent the better part of a month on this, so I really hope you enjoy.)
AND HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY
webofglass!!!
